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EIFP 1 - Twilight

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I've decided to do some filler comics- like a sort of plotless webcomic. Right now it's not going to be any set date to submit them, but eventually I'll do them maybe weekly.

---MOVIES EXPLAINED IN FOUR PANELS.
In which movies are humorously condensed into four comic panels. Yeah, not much more than that. Title sort of explains it all. I'll probably end up doing Games in Four Panels, Books in Four Panels, the like: they'll all just be in four panels.


SO! The first one I decided to do was Twilight, since I know that most of my watchers are probably ones who found me through my various Twilight and Buffy/Angel spoofs. Maybe I can convince you guys to stay around a bit longer than just for the Twilight lulz? >3

SUGGESTIONS! I'd love for some suggestions of movies to spoof. Preferably not series (IE Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings), and preferably things that a wide audience would have seen. Classics! They don't have to be BAD movies, either. So shout some out!


NEXT - Transformers


Twilight (c) Stephanie Meyer
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PANEL 1

"Oh, how I wish that some tall, dark, handsome, and supernatural Adonis would take me away from this dull, boring, horrid life in rainytown... especially my loving father* whom I loathe and disrespect behind his back for no good reason even though he's never been mean or unfair to me, all the students at my school whom I disdain and treat like crap at every turn even though they've all been so nice to me and tried to be my friends, and my genuinely caring and supportive childhood friend/aspiring boyfriend* whom I will eventually dump in favor of a stalking, abusive, sociopathic douchebag, but not before toying with said childhood friend's feelings time and time again..."

*P.S.: No, I'm not counting Charlie's and Jacob's behavior from Eclipse onward, because IMHO, SMeyer clearly derailed both of their characters in Eclipse and Breaking Dawn in a cheap attempt to make Jacob look like a bad boyfriend and make Charlie look like an asshole for preferring Jacob over Edward, even though Jacob in Twilight and (especially) New Moon clearly showed more genuine love (not lust, but love) toward Bella than Edward ever did.

PANEL 2

*Gasp!*  That poor kitty!  ;_;

PANEL 3

Let's review these alleged dangers, shall we?

OUT-OF-CONTROL VAN: Potentially lethal.  Pass.

RANDOM THUGS ON THE STREET LATE AT NIGHT: Why this bimbo left her other friends behind to wander out alone at night for no good reason is beyond me, but this is a credible threat just the same.  Pass.

RANDOM VAMPIRE #1 LOOKING TO EAT BELLA FOR THE LULZ: Not very intimidating as far as main villains go, but still a credible threat to the average human.  Pass.

RANDOM VAMPIRE #2 WHO WANTS REVENGE FOR THE DEATH OF RANDOM VAMPIRE #1: Would go on to waste a lot of time creating an army of fledgling vampires in a quest to kill only one human girl.  (But to be fair, said human girl was being protected at the time by a group of vampires AND a group of shapeshifters/werewolves.)  Nevertheless, she proves to be (albeit slightly) more credible of a threat than Random Vampire #1.  Pass.

REGULAR HUMAN BOY ASKING BELLA TO GO TO THE PROM WITH HIM: ...wait, what?  *sigh* Fail.

PANEL 4

Hmmm... maybe because being turned into a vampire will mean throwing your entire life away and, depending on one's perspective, selling your soul?  Edward may be a sociopathic asswipe, but at least he's got this part right.

END

I've seen enough.  *looks off-screen*  Alright fellas, they're all yours.

*Alucard, Blade, Lestat, Buffy, and Angel storm into the Twilight universe and proceed to kick ass.*